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Mayor Of Hell, Michigan Impeached After Banning Heterosexuals

Shortly after being sworn in as the new mayor of Hell, Michigan, last week, Elijah Daniel outlawed heterosexuality in the unincorporated community of 72 people.

According to the Huffington Post, Daniel, a YouTube comedian had planned it for a while.

Daniel said, “I was looking for a town willing to make me mayor. They’ll do it in Hell for $100, so I caught a red eye to Michigan and got sworn in.”

Once in office, Daniel followed President Trump’s Muslim ban and issued a proclamation to ban straight people.

Daniel said, “My ban is a copy-and-paste of Trump’s Muslim ban, but with heterosexuals instead.”

Daniel shared the ban on Twitter. And although it was just a prank, Daniel was impeached soon after.

“That’s actually not a problem,” he said. “Everyone who becomes mayor there gets impeached. Most of the people who visit are same-sex couples who want to be married in Hell.”

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